Jefferson Moss was born to a family of natural genetic circus clowns who later disowned him because of his shameful decision to attend business school at Harvard and wear human makeup. He experienced a brief and stellar rise in the '90s when the IPO for his startup, fakepoop.com, was an unexpected success. He was soon disgraced, however, when it was revealed that his "ultra-realistic fake poop" was, in fact, just poop. He now supports himself doing birthday parties in assisted living homes. Unfortunately, he is unable to reconcile with his family, as they have all perished due to an exhaust leak in a very small car. As you can see, he is a sad clown.