Sometimes after watching a film it takes me a while to figure out exactly how I feel about it. I have to digest the enjoyable moments along with the disappointments, but after watching "Prom Night" I knew exactly how I felt about it. I hated it. That's right it sucked from beginning to end. I wasn't expecting it to be all that great because I'm not a fan of remakes, but I didn't expect the smoldering pile of crap that unfolded before my eyes.

The acting in this flick is paper thin and non of the actors seem to be trying at all. Can anyone say "show me the money!" The only entertaining and believable actor in the whole cast is Johnathon Schaech who plays the crazy teacher so in love with his student that he just has to chop all her friends up into little pieces. No wait, that might have been a half decent movie, but no one gets chopped up in this flick. Hell, there's almost no blood at all in this flick. In fact it's so tame that I'm pretty sure you could run it on Nickelodeon without cutting and no one would even notice that they weren't watching the Halloween episode of "Drake and Josh."

Are teenagers as boring as the studio suits are making them out to be? Because I'm pretty sure that it was teenagers that spent their parents hard earned money to check out the original version, and I'm pretty sure that the teenagers that bought tickets to see this weak tit remake wouldn't have been disappointed if the horror film they were watching was actually bloody.

Anyway, after thinking about it I thought of one good thing that could come from this horrible turd of a movie. The studio could sell it to the Army and have them play it on giant movie screens. I guarantee after a week of this stinker any enemy would be waving the white flag. This is most definitely not a killer film.